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oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

(via fake-mermaid)

Tina Belcher for President 2016

equality-for-mermaids:

Campaign slogan: *groaning noise*

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people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(Source: aphmolossia, via hi)